From the Topsy-Turvy #Terrace of Temporal #Tumbleweeds The #Poobah says “#Stan once built a #pergola on the #beach, convinced it would #shade the entire #sea. #Ollie, wiping #seawater from his #bowler, muttered, ‘Well, that’s another fine ______ you’ve gotten us into.’ Moments later, #Poseidon popped by to complain about the lack of #sun #loungers.”
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From the #Moist and #Mushy Vestibule of Misdirected #Affection The #Poobah says:
“In a moment of #dimly lit #drowsiness, #Reginald embraced what he believed was his beloved #HotWaterBottle, only to wake entangled with a lukewarm #Cauliflower wrapped in a #tea #towel. The #night was long, the #dreams were oddly #cruciferous, and the #bedding—frankly—now smells like #soup.”
Moral: Not everything warm and lumpy deserves to be #cuddled.
From the #Cassette #Detective #Agency #Poobah says: “Never trust a #man who rewinds his #life—he’s hiding the B-side.”
Moral: #Truth has #hiss, #memories skip, and every #eight-track ends in #static.
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From the #Moonlit #Mushroom #Parliament the Poobah says:
“When the #Unicorn sneezes, all the #rainbows lose their sense of #direction.”
On this #NationalUnicornDay, celebrate the #nonsense. Wear #sparkles. Ride a #cardboard #unicorn through your #livingroom and proclaim yourself #Minister of #Mirth. Long live the #Poobah.
