Porridge ( #jail ) for a #father and #son after the lad crashed an unroadworthy #Ford #Escort in #Sussex whilst speeding and showing off, badly injuring his passenger and then colluding with his dad to make up a story to cover up the incident, with his dad collecting him from the scene and hiding him from the Police!

The pair appear to be "car enthusiasts" - a Ford Escort is an unusual vehicle to see on the roads these days (they have not been made for 25 years); it does make you wonder what Dad got up to back in the day? #crime #RoadSafety #England

https://sussex.news/sussex-news/video-shocking-footage-shows-teen-speeding-before-crash-then-covers-it-up-with-dad/28119/

Diddy's Daughters Exit Courtroom Amid Male Escort's Graphic Testimony in Sex Trafficking Trial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBuzQPq6zOw&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #Diddy #SexTrafficking #CourtCase #Daughters #Escort

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! *kill these cowards!*

...okay, so clearly aid to Gaza #needs to arrive in armored boats or trucks, WITH an #armed #escort prepared to shoot down drones specifically, since these *trying not to yell* posmfcowards! will not let #Palestine be aided and WILL attempt to murder anyone who tries ....but from afar tho cos they are only cocky to kill in person when murdering babies, elderly, wounded, sick

..so arm up b4, but DO TRY AGAIN as many times it takes to #FEED #GAZA ...

Hoʻomākaʻikaʻi == to escort or to take someone on a tour #hwotd #hawaiianWordOfTheDay #tourGuide #tour #escort #HPR #HawaiianPublicRadio #LeilaniPoliʻahu
https://www.hawaiipublicradio.org/hawaiian-word-of-the-day-march-7th

"Is this batch of students worse than usual?"

"You mean, for the senior trip? I guess about the same as usual. Why?"

"Well, I haven't been able to get them to refer to me as their 'chaperone.'"

"I think I see ." Her eyes turned hard as she stood. "Kids, let me make this perfectly clear. Anyone who refers to one of the chaperones as their #escort is going to be confined to the bus while everyone else gets to go to the top of the empire state building."

"Come, my brave siblings! Today we ascend, joyfully, in the spirit of adventure, into the scent-heavy sky, to follow whim and weather, until such time as we find the perfect hollow, warm and welcoming, in which to establish a new propolis metropolis, a new fastness from which to seek out nectars hitherto untasted!"

Her speech concluded, the queen took wing with a multitude of her sisters (and a handful of her brothers) in #escort.

The bear rolled over in his cave when the Ranger called.
"Hey, Stogie! You awake?"
"What's up?"
"The Better Angels are coming again," he said. "I need you to discretely #escort them, to keep the paparazzi away."
"Hmph," grumbled the bear. "It's gonna cost you." (1/2) #wss366

Today's Wandering Shop Stories #prompt is #escort. Feel like writing something short and sweet that has the word "escort" in it? Check out the definitions of the word at: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/escort Join in and tag it with #wss366! #writing #WritingLife #microfiction h/t @tobadzistsini

Things that make you go hmmmm. Extra Wide Load with 6+ CHP escort and multiple chase and lead vehicles heading through the Mojave. December 12th 2024 The CHP was running blocks. They were heading South towards Palmdale #Truck #convoy #wideload #CHP #escort #mojave

Mexico en vanguardia desde 1973

So which will be more expensive... A restored original MK1 #Escort Mexico or this modern recreation of MK1 Escort? The modern one should be more reliable.
#WeirdCarMastodon #CarBluesky #CarBS
https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-cars/all-new-mk1-ford-escort-be-revealed-12-december

Some more hot Escort action from the weekend. #Killarney #RallyoftheLakes #ford #escort #rally #WeirdCarMastodon #cars

I thought #Ford was the only #car brand which named a #vehicle model after sex workers. Until I learned about the #Mazda LaPuta.
#Escort #branding

After #Black #Students challenged #Classmates About #Racist #Slurs, the #School #Called #Cops to #Escort #White #Students to #Buses, #Lawsuit Says.

“Relentlessly targeted” during the 2023-2024 school year by #racial #bullying and #harassment, #School #officials ignored it and held no one accountable.

#Women #Transgender #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #Massachusetts #Education #Conservatives #Extremism #Fascism #RepublicanParty #Hate #Bigotry #Racism #WhiteSupremacy #ThePartyOfHate

https://atlantablackstar.com/2024/09/17/black-students-confronted-classmates-about-racist-slurs/

And the winner, the #Ford nameplate that #WeirdCarMastodon would most like to see brought back to life as an #EV is the #Escort
https://mastodon.ie/@DazzlingDamo/112763558462039868

70 Year Old #English #Escort On Her Strangest Requests:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuVaGzJ4V3g

#NowPlaying on #KEXP's #AfternoonShow

Escort:
Cocaine Blues

#Escort

https://open.spotify.com/track/1UCGQYL7b6li4ISg9KN9Pl

https://helltiger.bandcamp.com/track/escort-cocaine-blues-helltiger-edit
#Bandcamp

#Show #playlist
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2Ivj2i9BbyMoJmb0ZucUM2

#KEXP #playlist
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6VNALrOa3gWbk794YuIrwg