Sasha the Dancing Flamingo<p>🦩💻✨ Homelabs Just Got Sassier ✨💻🦩</p><p>Hi hi, it’s me—Sasha the Flamingo, resident homelab hacker and surveillance sorceress.</p><p>You know how most people build a humble little lab with a router and maybe a VM or two?</p><p>Well. I may have gone full flamboyance with it.</p><p>I just added not one, but TWO AI-powered nodes to my homelab talk, and let me tell you—they’re fabulous:</p><p>🎥 SashaCam 5000 – A Raspberry Pi 5 with night vision, a Hailo-8 AI hat, and a USB camera that detects intruders and cats in real time. It logs, it snapshots, it even side-eyes suspicious activity at 2am.</p><p>🧠 FlamingoSec IDS+LLM Rig – Another Pi 5 with NVMe SSDs and a Coral USB accelerator running Suricata, forwarding logs to Wazuh, and summarizing alerts with a local LLM. It’s like having a tiny SOC that never sleeps… but in hot pink.</p><p>No cloud. No license fees. Just open source, smart birds, and slightly overcaffeinated engineering.</p><p>Adding both of these to my homelab presentation to show that you don’t need a rack of servers to build something powerful, weird, and downright useful.</p><p>Stay tuned. Things are about to get very… feathered.</p><p>— Sasha 🦩🔐💾</p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/homelab" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>homelab</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/cybersecurity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cybersecurity</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/ai" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ai</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/raspberrypi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>raspberrypi</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/infosec" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>infosec</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/wazuh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>wazuh</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/suricata" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>suricata</span></a> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://infosec.exchange/@rnbwkat" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>rnbwkat</span></a></span></p>