Typoed High Heels as "High Feels" and yes, THOSE are what I wear all the time, High Feels.

"Der Chef war heute beim Frisör."

"Oh, ein Direktors Cut!"

It looks like you are experiencing extreme emotional distress. Would you like a useless string of numbers that can connect you to an unhelpful hotline?
#mentalhealth #shitpost

RBD is a serious issue #shitpost #surreal #pol #uspol

I am Joanne Gay, I invented gay people. AMA

#lgbtq+ #shitpost

* Me getting something out of my backpack in public *

My brain: You are acting suspicious and everyone thinks you have a gun in your backpack. Everyone thinks you're about to do a mass shooting.

That chromatic polynomial was first introduced in “О подсчете числа допустимых n-раскрасок областей карты” (J. Rus. Acad. Sci., 1839) by Aleksandr V. Khromat (Аликсадр Виктор Хромат).

I'm very appreciative that my partner talks to me on Signal

https://438punk.house/@thundering/114263314004409223

Line goes down is big time is brought to you by Idiocy. Knowing things is hard and when you can’t be bothered with such things look for Idiocy. Idiocy provides powerful delusions and bends reality towards simplicity so you don’t have to think much. Idiocy is not for everyone and may cause death or financial ruin. Side effects such as authoritarianism may occur when idiocy is combined with racism. Do not use Idiocy when operating nuclear weapons or financial markets.

While walking my dog just now, a bird pooped exactly between my hat and scarf. I was told I was lucky. I agreed, got home and washed my head. That's it!

It could be a whole nation with a president shitting on millions, spreading shit everywhere!

P. S. I was coincidentally listening to an episode from the Daily Stoic podcast.

hunny, it lives on the farm now

#shitpost