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I see Dud people!There will never be peace for as long as ANYONE lives. There will always be a demand for "Justice" to some perceived slight, or someone trying to avenge an antecedent culture from 300 years ago against people that don't even know about it, and probably have no direct link to those involved. These calls are probably justified, but the ones that committed the crimes are long dead, and the offending institutions redirect any anger to a scapegoat, usually unconnected.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#RandomThoughts</a>

Alex 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿<a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#randomthoughts</a>... Methinks that <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/now" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#now</a> would be a good time to <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/re" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#re</a>-join the <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/EU" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#EU</a>... the MAGA parts of the USofA are not our friends...

A. RiveraNew on my <a href="https://mas.to/tags/blog" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#blog</a>: "Some random thoughts on how I get my news" <a href="https://itinerantlibrarian.blogspot.com/2025/06/some-random-thoughts-on-how-i-get-my.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://itinerantlibrarian.blogspot.com/2025/06/some-random-thoughts-on-how-i-get-my.html</a><a href="https://mas.to/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#RandomThoughts</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/news" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#news</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/SocialMedia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SocialMedia</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/ItinerantLibrarian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ItinerantLibrarian</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/writing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#writing</a>

RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸Yup I'm officially in dad joke territory now.I made my dental appointment for 2:30 today for a deep cleaning before I get a bunch of other stuff done including some new teeth.My brain was just like - "Hahahaha you made it for 2:30 by accident. TOOTH HURTY LOL,".<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#randomthoughts</a>

RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸Well since I am now a professional barista you know what that means-AN EXCUSE TO DRINK MORE <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/coffee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#coffee</a> and use <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/learning" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#learning</a> as an excuse.Not that I needed more motivation to drink caffeine. I am fully caffeinated at all times before about 7 PM.I just have an excuse to drink FANCY caffeine, and conveniently the place I live already has a bunch of espresso and coffee equipment nobody is using.Am I a high functioning addict now?Oh well. I tried, GIVE ME ESPRESSO!<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#randomthoughts</a>

RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸I find myself wondering if I should take some free online courses about being a fancy barista.My role for LA Diner was narrowed down a bit, and I'll be the main barista & soda jerk as they have a whole bunch of specialty coffee and soda beverages.Kind of like the bartender, minus the alcohol, which I got picked for since I was a barista about a decade ago.Also really not complaining about the 20 an hour plus tips.Holy shit I'm not poor anymore! <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#randomthoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/work" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#work</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/coffee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#coffee</a>

RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸I feel like I need to print, and frame the official job offer email I just got.Because it took me a part time job worth of effort to get that offer:Over 1000 applications, probably 40 interviews, and a year of wondering if anyone decent was actually going to hire me.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#randomthoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/rant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#rant</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/work" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#work</a>

Jeremy MallinI firmly believe that every measurement in every recipe ought to include "or so" at the end. <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#RandomThoughts</a>

Jeremy MallinI'm virtually certain that the symbol used for an asterisk existed well before the asterisk has a name. I wonder what, if anything people called that symbol. <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#RandomThoughts</a>

RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸Working on a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/restaurant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#restaurant</a> sober is going to be a new experience for me.Last time I worked in an official front of house role, I was on <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/drugs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#drugs</a> as I didn't know I had <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tourettes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tourettes</a> yet and used them to calm my tics down that I didn't know were tics yet.I have medication that calms them down to a manageable level, but I'll have to learn how to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/work" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#work</a> around them, and manage stress without a substance to fall back on.I feel like I'm awake for the first time in a decade.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/writing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#writing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#randomthoughts</a>

Jeremy MallinYou know how it's common to tell people to drive safely while they're leaving? I think we should start telling people to walk safely when they leave on foot.<a href="https://autistics.life/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#RandomThoughts</a>

Jeremy MallinHow much of what we think green and black olives taste like is due to the brines they're packed in? <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#RandomThoughts</a>

RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸I like outside.You can do stuff like smoke weed on a gigantic hill, and then watch two adorable little lizards have a fight.Their little pushups are CUUUUTE :DOr maybe they were trying to mate, I'm no biologist.All I know is it was way better than watching AI slop stoned on a couch.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/writing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#writing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/adventure" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#adventure</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#randomthoughts</a>

The BeaveThis morning I'm pissed off at meth heads. Something in PA is really bothering me this spring. It hit me hard with a really runny nose but no other symptoms. I went to Walmart for some stuff and I come to find out most Walmarts don't sell anything containing psuedophedrine. WTF! I'm so salty right now. I don't want multisymptom slop. 😡😡😡😡 <a class="mention hashtag" href="https://mostr.pub/tags/igetwhiny" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#igetwhiny</a> <a class="mention hashtag" href="https://mostr.pub/tags/ugh" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ugh</a> <a class="mention hashtag" href="https://mostr.pub/tags/randomthoughts" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#randomthoughts</a>

Zayed زايدThe world will never be free until the free world is defeated! <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#RandomThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/FreePalestine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#FreePalestine</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/GazaGenocide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GazaGenocide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Palestine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Palestine</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Gaza" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Gaza</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Iran" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Iran</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MiddleEast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MiddleEast</a>

Jeremy Mallin"bone dry"👆Only if you've been dead for quite a while. Interesting expression. <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#RandomThoughts</a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/Etymology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Etymology</a>

salix sericea (@Ripple13216)Moishe goes to see his rabbi because he is worried about Israel.The rabbi says "Well, I have good news and bad news. Which do you want first?""The good news.""The good news is that Israel is now a country like any other.""And the bad news?""The bad news is that Israel is now a country like any other."<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#randomthoughts</a>

RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸Growing up and realizing your dad was a total loser is like idolizing a statue your whole life, then learning it was actually an ancient urinal.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/family" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#family</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#randomthoughts</a>

RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸Every now and again I'll find a word that's super satisfying for me to say, my <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tourettes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tourettes</a> latches onto it, and I'll find myself saying/whispering it randomly for absolutely no reason, at random times completely out of context.Because it's a fun word or phrase to say, and I almost always feel compelled to whisper or talk to myself or hum when it's quiet, and I'm alone.Recently it's been Leviathan or Sapulveda which is a street I live near, and the bus says a lot.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/writing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#writing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#randomthoughts</a>

RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸A streamer described what having a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tourettes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tourettes</a> vocal <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tic</a> is like better than anyone else I've heard:"Imagine you have a cough that never goes away, and the longer you try to resist it the harder it is to not cough, until it's eventually unbearable but instead of coughing you shout 'FUCK' instead,".-SweetAnitaAccurate.Except mine rarely get to the completely irresistible phase.Just the difficult to resist phase, unless I am very emotional.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/writing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#writing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mentalhealth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mentalhealth</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#randomthoughts</a>

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