"I can't believe it." Chewing his fingernails, the rookie stared out the window. "The book's in our care for just one night, and someone goes and steals it!"
"Not to worry." The detective wore a #placid smile. "They only made off with a fake."
"So where's the #original?"
"In my car."
"That old banger?"
"It's a perfectly respect—"
"Sir!" The rookie pointed. "Someone's driving it away!"