guyinahat<p>I'm extremely glad you <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/women" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>women</span></a> have not pushed us men to have better <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tasting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tasting</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/penise" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>penise</span></a> s. I mean, walking around with a sticky slimy sweet penis is such a no no on my mind. Imagine all those <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/underwear" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>underwear</span></a> that need to be washed and such. Look, for what it's worth I don't like <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mascara" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mascara</span></a> looks. My <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/wife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wife</span></a> never really uses that unless she's going out with her girls. So yeah that's all you guys now.... <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nano" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nano</span></a> materials give you <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cancer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cancer</span></a> by the way. It's basically <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/soot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>soot</span></a>. Think "I'm smearing soot on my <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/face" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>face</span></a>!</p>