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I'm perfectly fine except every single thing
![[text message]
1st person: are you alive
2nd person: debatable [delivered]
1st person: ...](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/302/555/236/827/470/original/7b557503828cbac5.jpg "[text message]
1st person: are you alive
2nd person: debatable [delivered]
1st person: ...")
In real life, I assure you there is no such thing as 'rise and shine'.
![[a pic of a gushing volcano - with an arrow pointing inside says 'inside there']](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/291/411/266/570/631/original/7ffbe8ee121d6e76.png "[a pic of a gushing volcano - with an arrow pointing inside says 'inside there']")
![my blood type is trash [pic of raccoon and trash]](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/275/136/840/102/007/original/31c56149a8a65d67.jpg "my blood type is trash [pic of raccoon and trash]")
![god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers
[pic of opossum]
I am not one of them
please make it stop](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/263/502/077/710/866/original/a80aa7ccc882ca48.jpg "god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers
[pic of opossum]
I am not one of them
please make it stop")
![[a text message]
1st person: what's your least favorite horror movie?
2nd person: my life!](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/262/895/325/580/706/original/05b9fb6ff4daaf96.png "[a text message]
1st person: what's your least favorite horror movie?
2nd person: my life!")
Live,
Laugh,
Losing My Damn Mind Up In Here
Mmmm.
My favorite.
The same dumb shit again.
#chronicillness #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessfunny #mentalhealthhumor #depressionhumor #antitrump #2025
Artist: JohnKenn.BigCartel.Com (I changed words for chronic illness )
![a woman in a log house labeled: [chronically ill woman who doesn't want unsolicited medical advice] opening her door and seeing a basket labeled: [medical advice]
while creepy friends gathered in front of the house labeled [well-intentioned friends & family]
Artist: JohnKenn.BigCartel.Com](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/251/583/139/758/044/original/5dcb3289c0f2473b.png "a woman in a log house labeled: [chronically ill woman who doesn't want unsolicited medical advice] opening her door and seeing a basket labeled: [medical advice]
while creepy friends gathered in front of the house labeled [well-intentioned friends & family]
Artist: JohnKenn.BigCartel.Com")
!['I DON'T NEED AN ALARM CLOCK...I HAVE The Horrors JOLTING ME AWAKE EVERY MORNING AT 4AM, LIKE CLOCKWORK! THE HORRORS WAKE ME UP FORCEFULLY AGAINST MY WILL! [a person about to hit the alarm clock at 6:53] The horrors wake me up!'](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/240/912/874/777/454/original/9ba84a8774dd8c07.png "'I DON'T NEED AN ALARM CLOCK...I HAVE The Horrors JOLTING ME AWAKE EVERY MORNING AT 4AM, LIKE CLOCKWORK! THE HORRORS WAKE ME UP FORCEFULLY AGAINST MY WILL! [a person about to hit the alarm clock at 6:53] The horrors wake me up!'")
![[peewee herman holding up card that says 'clusterfuck']](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/236/768/881/323/070/original/4fd52daf458c386e.png "[peewee herman holding up card that says 'clusterfuck']")