Poobah Says<p>From the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Orbital" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Orbital</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Fondling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Fondling</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Bay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bay</span></a> the Poobah says: “If <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Yuri" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Yuri</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Gagarin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Gagarin</span></a> was the first man in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/space" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>space</span></a>, I’ll be the first to plant my flag in your ______.”</p><p>Some explore the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/stars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>stars</span></a>. Others explore <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/orifices" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>orifices</span></a>. Only the brave do both.</p><p>Complete the blank, you cosmic deviant. Bonus points for accuracy, originality, and orbital innuendo.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/YuriGagarin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>YuriGagarin</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/QOTD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>QOTD</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/QuoteOfTheDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>QuoteOfTheDay</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PoobahSays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PoobahSays</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SaturdayVibes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SaturdayVibes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MemeCoin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MemeCoin</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ThePoobah" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ThePoobah</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SacredNonsense" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SacredNonsense</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SurrealHumour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SurrealHumour</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CryptoCult" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CryptoCult</span></a> $POOBAH</p>