> Man gored by bison in year's first attack by Yellowstone's most dangerous wild animal https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/florida-man-gored-bison-years-attack-yellowstones-dangerous-121610255

The dumbass got lucky he got only minor injuries.

At least #FloridaMan doesn't have a horse to nominate and have GOP Senators fawn over.

Unfortunately they survived.

#FloridaMan is saying average Americans should be happy with less. He's not asking rich people to bear any similar burden. Why not forego the tax cuts for the wealthy and send out some checks again to help us bear those tariff costs instead? You know, just until we transition to the better economy you're creating. #uspol

NPS: Man gored by bison in Yellowstone

"....MAMMOTH HOT SPRINGS, WY – On May 4, 2025, a 47-year-old man from Cape Coral, Florida, was injured by a bison in Yellowstone National Park...."

https://www.nps.gov/yell/learn/news/25002.htm

#TipsFromMasterCriminals: Sharing is caring, but offering cops an alcoholic beverage while fleeing from scene of a crime is not a good idea.

> Florida man offers police booze during car chase: ‘Don’t know if he was expecting us to just say ‘cheers” https://nypost.com/2025/04/23/us-news/florida-man-richard-christopher-smith-offers-police-alcohol-during-car-chase/

"Hold my beer, Brett Favre!" -Ron DeSantis, probably

"The $10M steered to Hope Florida by the state was Medicaid money, document shows"

Read more at: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article304665166.html#storylink=cpy

#Medicaid #elections #florida #FloridaMan

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article304665166.html

Now... If I understand the #Narnia allegory correctly. Today we celebrate the rising of #Jesus and him subsequently ripping #PontiusPilate's face off with his teeth. Right?

Who knew Jesus was a #FloridaMan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvYXeP12TF4

It has been __0__ days since a #Republican was outed as a sex offender.

#maga #florida #FloridaMan

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2025/04/16/former-desantis-spokesman-arrested-for-allegedly-exposing-sex-organs/

#FloridaMan ataca novamente

https://g1.globo.com/mundo/noticia/2025/04/17/tiroteio-universidade-estadual-da-florida.ghtml

Today's #FloridaMan story. And yes, again, that IS his real name according to sources.

> Knife-wielding Florida man with last name ‘Cocaine’ arrested after allegedly attacking Subway employees with ‘bad attitudes’ https://nypost.com/2025/04/15/us-news/florida-man-with-last-name-cocaine-arrested-after-allegedly-attacking-subway-employees-with-bad-attitudes/

Heard through a friend:

`Kid Rock is Michigan's own "FloridaMan"`

I guess Mike Waltz really is The Florida Man! #MikeWaltz #leaks #floridaman

Today's #FloridaMan story.

> ‘I don’t f—ing care’: Florida man allegedly ‘became upset’ about music during karaoke night and pointed his gun at another bar patron https://lawandcrime.com/crime/i-dont-f-ing-care-florida-man-allegedly-became-upset-about-music-during-karaoke-night-and-pointed-his-gun-at-another-bar-patron/

Florida Man. Wash your hands! #FloridaMan https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/03/florida-man-eats-feral-pig-meat-contracts-rare-biothreat-bacteria/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJJh8JleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHcIWBPNy2hJPIvRrNGjtDtus7JdkNe-p87t_RMsxfS_8SxDtUTFveI2jLQ_aem_VUVknnsjhul0ysg_4RIHOg