Charming Malcontent<p>Despite initially marrying a brooding, handsome <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/British" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>British</span></a> artist with some soul, the call to being a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TradWife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TradWife</span></a> was simply too much for <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GwenStefani" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GwenStefani</span></a> and she ends up with a style-deficient <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CUNTrymusic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CUNTrymusic</span></a> hick! You can take the girl out of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OrangeCounty" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OrangeCounty</span></a> CA but...</p>