@randahl The #OldWhiteFuckers in #Wyoming are kinda slow. They don't think too quick most of the time. No need to think quick in #Wyoming cuz' nothing happens in #Wyoming. Those #HickABillyBoonHucks jus' #FidgetWithTheirGuns, eat #BeansNSpuds drink Whiskey, and #Whisper #SelfishWhispers to a #MagicSkyDaddy and a #ZombieJew and #ImaginaryFriends to bend the laws of #Biology #Chemistry and #Physics to grant their #SelfishDesires. #YupThatsWyoming https://youtu.be/XRhi8Tk9nNE?feature=shared

@Guillotine_Jones Every time I encounter people with #OddBeliefs I remind myself that there are #BillionsOfPeople who #beLIEve in some flavor of #Omnipotent #Omniscient #Omnipresent #MagicSkyDaddy, Maybe a #ZombieJew. They #Whisper their #SelfishWhispers to their #ImaginaryFriends to #BendTheLaws of #Physics #Chemistry #Biology and #Probability to #Grant their #SelfishDesires. That chain of thought grounds me to #Reality and the idea is not as #CrazyAsIThought

@ridicol Every time I encounter people who are #SelfDelusional I have to remind myself that there are billions of people who believe in an #Omniscient #Omnipresent #Omnipotent #SkyDaddy and a #ZombieJew. They #Whisper #SelfishWhispers to their #ImaginaryFriends to bend the laws of #Physics and #Probability to grant their #SelfishDesires and then I understand the scope of the problem.

@HistoPol @SteveBologna The irony is that MANY of my family are MAGATs. I have told my little sister to take me out of her phone and never call me again--she beLIEves in Jesus and guns. If you already #BELIEVE in an #Omniscient, #Omnipresent, #Omnipotent #SkyDaddy and #Whisper #SelfishWhispers to #ImaginaryFriends and a #ZombieJew, to bend the laws of #Physics and #Probability to grant your #SelfishDesires it's trivial to believe anything #tRump says is the truth. #JohnBata print.

@KikoKate @antonioserrata @lednabwm Hey, if someone already #beLIEve s in a #SkyDaddy a #ZombieJew and whispers #SelfishWhispers to #ImaginaryFriends to bend the laws of #Physics and #Probability to grant their #SelfishDesires, it's trivial to beLIEve Trump was fomenting an #Insurrection for the good of the country.

@rbreich Every time I see these comments that should seem outrageous, I have to remind myself that millions of people #BELIEVE in an #Omniscient #Omnipresent #Omnipotent #Skydaddy a #ZombieJew and #Whisper #SelfishWhispers to #ImaginaryFriends to bend the laws of #Physics and #Probability to grant their #SelfishDesires--and it's been happening for thousands of years, and they pay 10% of what they earn to keep their #SelfDelusion going.

@DavidNielsen @georgetakei Having grown up in Evangelical Alcoholic Squalor, I remind myself that there are millions who BELIEVE in the #ZombieJew, and #Omniscient #Omnipresent #Omnipotent #SkyDaddy. Twisting beliefs into whispering #SelfishWhispers to #ImaginaryFriends to bend the laws of Physics and Probability to grant #SelfishDesires is normal and #Heretic #Atheists like me are going to burn. My husband is driving the bus to hell. I am serving cocktails. Will you make the play list?

@georgetakei Sadly, I am reminded that if you already #BELIEVE in an #Omnipotent #Omniscient #Omnipresent #SkyDaddy and #Whisper #SelfishWhispers to a #ZombieJew to bend the laws of #Physics and #Probability to grant your #SelfishDesires you can even believe in ANYTHING, even Trump