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@QasimRashid finally jam 6'ers and proud boys can be gainfully employed 
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The Independent · Trump once hosted party for ‘young women’ where Epstein was the only guest, says report
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@ProPublica Gee, I thought part of the problem was that "illegals" don't pay taxes. WTF would the IRS have any information on them? #sarcasm
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@jackyan what did you expect from #JackDorsey? Innovation??
LMAO!
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@Viss something to serve the orange tyrant...
- Maybe even apply it to his forehead at supersonic speeds.
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Found a little blurb for the launch. For the multilingual city that Montréal is, it feels they really look to represent Montrealers.
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"[Techimabob-thingy] is powered by AI, so mistakes are possible. Review output carefully before use." Right. In decades of tech writing my experience proves folks are super careful & thorough when reviewing anything, esp. their "own" work.
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@AlisonCreekside spineless fuckers!
- I guess it's now a moral duty to pirate their shit!
by Political Cartoons
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@realTuckFrumper @CatDragon But, but, doesn’t have the physique of a Greek god? He isn’t really a mere mortal, is he? #sarcasm
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@Xeniax personally I'm more for forcing them ICE thugs to surrender at gunpoint, but #GlitterBombing them is more socially and legally acceptable and cheaper...
Shlee fucked around and 60+ percent of this poll self reports as queer or queer adjacent, yet mastodon still refuses to support markdown.
Israel continues to do it's bit promoting peace in the Middle East.
"Israel strikes Damascus as fighting between Syrian forces and Druze rages."
BBC NewsSyria: Israel strikes Damascus as fighting between government forces and Druze ragesIsrael says it is "working to save our Druze brothers", but Syria accuses it of "treacherous aggression".
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BREAKING: The IDF has explained it was necessary to bomb Damascus because it hasn't bombed Damascus in quite a while and it was feeling bored!
Oh no! Not the influencers too! 
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Here's how influencers are weathering a turbulent economy : NPR
https://www.npr.org/2025/07/16/nx-s1-5463723/influencers-recession-tiktok-instagram?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
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@troberts One of my favourite* #autocorrupts is ACN ==> CAN, especially in contexts where I really DID mean ABN/ACN in a #BusinessAnalysis setting.
* Contains #sarcasm. May contain #WeaponsGradeSarcasm
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@Nickiquote @cainmark
The problem is always government interference. If governments would deregulate the concentration camp industry it would unleash the innovation of the corporate sector to bring more and better camps that people might actually want to be in! #sarcasm