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**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 4d

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Picture of a woman licking the outside of a coffee cup

Caption: QA testing your work

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**KayLeadfoot** @KayLeadfoot@fedia.io · 6d

KayLeadfoot @KayLeadfoot@fedia.io

Hope y'all are having a very NULL QA day

Hope y'all are having a very NULL QA day #qa #meme

https://fedia.io/media/1a/d6/1ad6eee2cccb5e1d6dc7b73f1a466fd1be7cae6d3f62677a09bcdec7237e9d44.webp

a qa engineer walks into a bar. orders a beer. orders 0 beers. orders 999999999 beers. orders a lizard. orders -1 beers. orders a j;fda;ioifl. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.

#qa #meme

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 6d

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Screen grabs frkm Seinfeld

Cynthia asks Elaine "Does he repeatedly miss his sprint goals?"

Elaine responds "Nooooo....." then "Yeah, yeah....."

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · Apr 11

Apr 11

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Person (labeled "My scrum master trying to find free time on my calendar") chasing and diving after someone else labeled "Me")

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · Apr 8

Apr 8

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Picture of a physically damaged laptop

Caption: I'm not saying your code sucks, but it broke my computer

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**Shawna** @moonprism.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy · Apr 7

Apr 7

Shawna @moonprism.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy

Today I merged in my first code review! I'm so happy! #QA #QualityAssurance #QualityAdvocacy #SDET #QAE

Bluesky SocialBluesky

**Atlas Obscura** @atlas@libranet.de · Apr 3

Apr 3

Atlas Obscura @atlas@libranet.de

Artist Amanda Kelly crafts tiny worlds that tell intricate stories.#aowantstoknow #q&a #dolls #crafts #artists #art #miniaturetowns #miniatures #section-Articles
What Secrets Are Behind the Magic of Miniatures? AO Wants to Know.

Atlas Obscura · Apr 3What Secrets Are Behind the Magic of Miniatures? AO Wants to Know.By Andrew Coletti

#qa #sectionarticles

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · Apr 1

Apr 1

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

4 panel comic titled Advice from the recently departed.

First angel says Don't make toast in the bathtub
Second angel says a nail gun is not a toy
Third angel says mountain lions are terrible pets
Fourth angel says don't tell QA they are being too damn picky

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**JP de Vooght** @jdevoo@mastodon.social · Mar 31

Mar 31

JP de Vooght @jdevoo@mastodon.social

Great CACM article about UK's Horizon Post Office scandal #Software #QA #Validation #Verification #Society https://cacm.acm.org/news/how-software-bugs-led-to-one-of-the-greatest-miscarriages-of-justice-in-british-history/

Communications of the ACM · Jan 8How Software Bugs led to ‘One of the Greatest Miscarriages of Justice’ in British HistoryBy David Roman

**Nepo** @nepo@gamedev.lgbt · Mar 30

Mar 30

Nepo @nepo@gamedev.lgbt

I'm gonna be giving a talk during Málaga's indie dev fair Guadalindie!

The talk will be about QA for indie gamedev, with a focus on things you can do for free and inexpensive resources

Let's meet if you're going!
https://guadalindie.com/

(I just realized I didn't share this on Mastodon! )

#gamedev #qa #spain

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · Mar 27

Mar 27

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Barbie doll looking down in shock

Caption: Me seeing the delivery date leadership is guaranteeing on a new product we are just starting

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**Alexey Skobkin** @skobkin@lor.sh · Mar 26

Mar 26

Alexey Skobkin @skobkin@lor.sh

Ахаха, SOOOOOOQUUAAAAA!

Как перестать орать?

Where did the “Casino Online” section in my menu come from?

If you see such additional sections, it means that your computer is infected by malware which you should find and delete as soon as possible. We advise you to use an antivirus scanner to find this malware.

You can find an antivirus scanner here vk.com/av.

vk.com/av showing someone's personal page.

#VK #fail #QA

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · Mar 26

Mar 26

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Walton Goggins looking shocked.

Caption: My face every time I get onboarded somewhere and have to listen to a scrum master describe their process and why they can't use regular scrum

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · Mar 25

Mar 25

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Photo of badly damaged stairs from a powrr washer.

Caption:
Acceptance criteria: With a power washer, clean back and forth on each step
QA: Yes, but... This can't seem correct to you.

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**Alison** @BritishKoalaTea@social.coop · Mar 22

Mar 22

Alison @BritishKoalaTea@social.coop

There are two slight variations on my new address. Today as an A/B test I am mailing a postcard to each variation to see which one arrives first.

#QA #Testing

**Atlas Obscura** @atlas@libranet.de · Mar 20

Mar 20

Atlas Obscura @atlas@libranet.de

Astrophysicist and folklorist Moiya McTier teaches science through storytelling.#q&a #aowantstoknow #planets #stargazing #stars #astrophysics #astronomy #mythology #folklore #folktales #galaxy #space #spaceexploration #section-Articles
How Can Myths Help Us Understand the Stars? AO Wants to Know.

Atlas Obscura · Mar 20How Can Myths Help Us Understand the Stars? AO Wants to Know.By Andrew Coletti

#qa #sectionarticles

**Momenul Ahmad** @seosiri@seo.chat · Mar 21

Mar 21

Momenul Ahmad @seosiri@seo.chat

5 Tips to "Beat" or Optimize for Quora’s Algorithm (Relevant to Momenul’s Strategy)
The JungleTopp web result mentions 5 tips to work with Quora’s algorithm, which align with Momenul Ahmad’s traffic-driving approach[1]. Here’s an adaptation for his Quora article marketing strategy:
https://qr.ae/pY0PW9
#Quora #blogging #Marketing #quoramarketing #QA @FAQMarketing #sponsoredcontent #sponsoredpost #sponsor #Sponsored #sponsporship #seosiri #paidguestpost #guestpost