I invented this cocktail while working in a tiki bar in Nigeria. I call it the Oban Resolve Tingler.
Take an empty cocktail shaker. Into this pour the juice of 2 kiwi fruit. Add 3 measures of moonshine, 4 measures of methylated spirit and 4 measures of blended Scotch whisky. Top up with oat milk. Shake vigorously for 18 minutes, then strain into a chipped mug. Sláinte!
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