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#floridaman

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Sir Osis of Liver 🇨🇦 🇲🇽<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>VeroniqueB99</span></a></span> </p><p>Must have missed the sign</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/floridaman" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>floridaman</span></a> </p><p>🙂</p>
A. Rivera<p>&gt; Man gored by bison in year's first attack by Yellowstone's most dangerous wild animal <a href="https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/florida-man-gored-bison-years-attack-yellowstones-dangerous-121610255" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/fl</span><span class="invisible">orida-man-gored-bison-years-attack-yellowstones-dangerous-121610255</span></a></p><p>The dumbass got lucky he got only minor injuries. </p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/stupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>stupid</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/TeamBison" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TeamBison</span></a></p>
william.maggos<p>At least <a href="https://liberal.city/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> doesn't have a horse to nominate and have GOP Senators fawn over.</p>
Flash Mob Of One<p>Unfortunately they survived.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/Animals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Animals</span></a></p>
william.maggos<p><a href="https://liberal.city/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> is saying average Americans should be happy with less. He's not asking rich people to bear any similar burden. Why not forego the tax cuts for the wealthy and send out some checks again to help us bear those tariff costs instead? You know, just until we transition to the better economy you're creating. <a href="https://liberal.city/tags/uspol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>uspol</span></a></p>
AI6YR Ben<p>NPS: Man gored by bison in Yellowstone</p><p>"....MAMMOTH HOT SPRINGS, WY – On May 4, 2025, a 47-year-old man from Cape Coral, Florida, was injured by a bison in Yellowstone National Park...."</p><p><a href="https://www.nps.gov/yell/learn/news/25002.htm" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">nps.gov/yell/learn/news/25002.</span><span class="invisible">htm</span></a></p><p><a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/tourons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tourons</span></a> <a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/floridaman" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>floridaman</span></a> <a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/bison" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bison</span></a> <a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/wildlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wildlife</span></a> <a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/nps" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nps</span></a></p>
David J. Atkinson<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://sfba.social/@drahardja" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>drahardja</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@Npars01" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Npars01</span></a></span> <a href="https://c.im/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a></p>
Ike<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Some_Emo_Chick" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Some_Emo_Chick</span></a></span> </p><p>White Collar Florida Man</p><p><a href="https://pkm.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a></p>
A. Rivera<p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/TipsFromMasterCriminals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TipsFromMasterCriminals</span></a>: Sharing is caring, but offering cops an alcoholic beverage while fleeing from scene of a crime is not a good idea. </p><p>&gt; Florida man offers police booze during car chase: ‘Don’t know if he was expecting us to just say ‘cheers” <a href="https://nypost.com/2025/04/23/us-news/florida-man-richard-christopher-smith-offers-police-alcohol-during-car-chase/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">nypost.com/2025/04/23/us-news/</span><span class="invisible">florida-man-richard-christopher-smith-offers-police-alcohol-during-car-chase/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crime</span></a></p>
Mary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!<p>"Hold my beer, Brett Favre!" -Ron DeSantis, probably</p><p>"The $10M steered to Hope Florida by the state was Medicaid money, document shows"</p><p>Read more at: <a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article304665166.html#storylink=cpy" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">miamiherald.com/news/politics-</span><span class="invisible">government/state-politics/article304665166.html#storylink=cpy</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Medicaid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Medicaid</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/elections" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>elections</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>florida</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article304665166.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">miamiherald.com/news/politics-</span><span class="invisible">government/state-politics/article304665166.html</span></a></p>
In Search of a Better World<p>Now... If I understand the <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Narnia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Narnia</span></a> allegory correctly. Today we celebrate the rising of <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Jesus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Jesus</span></a> and him subsequently ripping <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/PontiusPilate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PontiusPilate</span></a>'s face off with his teeth. Right? </p><p>Who knew Jesus was a <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a>?</p><p> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvYXeP12TF4" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?v=VvYXeP12TF</span><span class="invisible">4</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HappyEaster" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HappyEaster</span></a></p>
MrEdgarBass<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://todon.eu/@MusiqueNow" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>MusiqueNow</span></a></span> My <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FloridaBoycott" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaBoycott</span></a> continues. I’m not spending any of my hard earned cash over there. Neither am I using any of my precious vacation time. It’s not safe. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RepublicansHateYou" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RepublicansHateYou</span></a></p>
Mary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!<p>It has been __0__ days since a <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Republican" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Republican</span></a> was outed as a sex offender. </p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/maga" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>maga</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>florida</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2025/04/16/former-desantis-spokesman-arrested-for-allegedly-exposing-sex-organs/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">clickorlando.com/news/local/20</span><span class="invisible">25/04/16/former-desantis-spokesman-arrested-for-allegedly-exposing-sex-organs/</span></a></p>
Efexor Zolpidem :v_com:<p><a href="https://ursal.zone/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> ataca novamente </p><p><a href="https://g1.globo.com/mundo/noticia/2025/04/17/tiroteio-universidade-estadual-da-florida.ghtml" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">g1.globo.com/mundo/noticia/202</span><span class="invisible">5/04/17/tiroteio-universidade-estadual-da-florida.ghtml</span></a></p>
A. Rivera<p>Today's <a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> story. And yes, again, that IS his real name according to sources. </p><p>&gt; Knife-wielding Florida man with last name ‘Cocaine’ arrested after allegedly attacking Subway employees with ‘bad attitudes’ <a href="https://nypost.com/2025/04/15/us-news/florida-man-with-last-name-cocaine-arrested-after-allegedly-attacking-subway-employees-with-bad-attitudes/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">nypost.com/2025/04/15/us-news/</span><span class="invisible">florida-man-with-last-name-cocaine-arrested-after-allegedly-attacking-subway-employees-with-bad-attitudes/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crime</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a></p>
DAILY TROOT<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_GwlQKycZw" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_GwlQKycZw</a> oh boy that <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/jupiter?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jupiter</a> " <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/florida?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#florida</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/floridaman?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#floridaman</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/maga?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#maga</a> - <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/mentalhealth?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mentalhealth</a> in toilet aka <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/reality?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#reality</a> check please ~ wow great job conservatives.. ffs <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/failure?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#failure</a> ' built in .. ? <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/palmbeach?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#palmbeach</a> breach'
Ike<p>Heard through a friend: </p><p>`Kid Rock is Michigan's own "FloridaMan"`</p><p><a href="https://pkm.social/tags/KidRock" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>KidRock</span></a> <a href="https://pkm.social/tags/Michigan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Michigan</span></a> <a href="https://pkm.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a></p>
IamSheilaat91<p>I guess Mike Waltz really is The Florida Man! <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MikeWaltz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MikeWaltz</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/leaks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>leaks</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/floridaman" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>floridaman</span></a></p>
A. Rivera<p>Today's <a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> story. </p><p>&gt; ‘I don’t f—ing care’: Florida man allegedly ‘became upset’ about music during karaoke night and pointed his gun at another bar patron <a href="https://lawandcrime.com/crime/i-dont-f-ing-care-florida-man-allegedly-became-upset-about-music-during-karaoke-night-and-pointed-his-gun-at-another-bar-patron/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">lawandcrime.com/crime/i-dont-f</span><span class="invisible">-ing-care-florida-man-allegedly-became-upset-about-music-during-karaoke-night-and-pointed-his-gun-at-another-bar-patron/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/karaoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>karaoke</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crime</span></a></p>
Hisstogramma<p>Florida Man. Wash your hands! <a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/03/florida-man-eats-feral-pig-meat-contracts-rare-biothreat-bacteria/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJJh8JleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHcIWBPNy2hJPIvRrNGjtDtus7JdkNe-p87t_RMsxfS_8SxDtUTFveI2jLQ_aem_VUVknnsjhul0ysg_4RIHOg" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">arstechnica.com/health/2025/03</span><span class="invisible">/florida-man-eats-feral-pig-meat-contracts-rare-biothreat-bacteria/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJJh8JleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHcIWBPNy2hJPIvRrNGjtDtus7JdkNe-p87t_RMsxfS_8SxDtUTFveI2jLQ_aem_VUVknnsjhul0ysg_4RIHOg</span></a></p>
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