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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/05/13

Calvin blows a bubble and he smiles as it starts to float away. But it then bursts, blowing its contents on Calvin's face, forcing him to recoil and drop the soap-water container. As it pops out of existence,Calvin has a bemused look on his face.

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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/05/12

Calvin blows a large bubble. Admiringly, he says, "Wow! Look at the size of that one!" Suddenly, it pops with a disappointing, "blip" sound. He says, "Secretly, I was hoping for a deafening explosion."

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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/05/11

Calvin is running outside with an orange flag. He crosses fields, a fallen log across two banks, uses stepping stones to cross a brook, battles through a thicket and climbs a tree to plant the flag and takes a purple coloured one from there and manages to get back to Hobbes who's been timing him. "Time!" he shouts. Hobbes reads his stopwatch and says, "Wow, 15 minutes and 20 seconds!" Calvin is delighted, "Ha! Beat that!" Calvin then says to us, "Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless." Hobbes shouts, "Go!" as he starts the same track.

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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/05/10

Calvin and Hobbes are waking up at the weekend. Calvin says, "Every Saturday morning is the same. We get up at the crack of dawn, watch cartoons and eat sugary cereal until we fight, and then mum throws us out of the house. It never changes." Hobbes jumps out of bed, "That's what I like about Saturdays too!" Calvin races to the bedroom door, "First one downstairs gets to pick the cartoons!"

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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/05/09

Calvin's parents are having lunch together. His mother says to his father, "Have you noticed how nobody dresses up for anything anymore? People look like slobs everywhere you go." His father concurs, "Everybody's rude, too. People swear all the time, and you can forget about being addressed as "Mr" or "sir." There's no respect for anyone." Later Calvin is seen having been dressed in his best clothes, with a tie and combed hair. He cries loudly, "How come I gotta change the world?!"

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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/05/08

Calvin's mother is queueing at a shop. She says, "I5 people in line and the teller goes on break without a replacement. After I wait ten minutes, they open a second line for all the people behind me who have waited two minutes. I'm waiting to pay, and the cashier put me on hold instead of the person on the telephone." The cashier eventually finishes with Calvin's mother and says, "Have a nice day." "Too late." she replies.

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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/05/07

Calvin is coming down the stairs with Hobbes, he tells him, "A big part of life is boring routine. I need more excitement. So today, I'm going to have a new kind of cereal." Hobbes looks at the packet, "This cereal doesn't have any chocolate frosting. It has fibre and raisins." Calvin tells him, "Of course, a big part of life is horrifying surprise. Routines can be comforting." Hobbes muses, "We tigers prefer to inflict excitement on others."

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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/05/06

Calvin asks his father, "How come grown-ups don't go out to play?" His father replies, "Grown-ups can only justify playing outside by calling it exercise, doing it when they'd rather not, and keeping records to quantify their performance." Calvin is confused, "That sounds like a job." His father corrects him, "... Except you don't get paid." Calvin reaches a tentative conclusion, "So play is worse than work?" "Being a grown-up is tough." concedes his father.

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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/05/05

Calvin hands his teacher a note which reads, "`Please excuse Calvin from class today. His genius is urgently required on a top secret matter of national security. Sincerely, the president of the United States. P.S. Really.' Nice try. Sit down." Calvin sits at his desk and moans, "I gotta learn how to write in cursive."

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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/05/03

Calvin goes up to his mother who is doing the vacuuming. He asks her, "Can I run the vacuum cleaner?" She says, "No, not until you're older." Calvin protests, "I'm old enough! I could do it!" His mother says, "Well, maybe just this once, if you do a real good job." She hands him the cleaner and Calvin starts. Calvin looks over as she goes, "That suppressed smile worries me."

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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for May 2, 2025 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/05/02

At school, Calvin's teacher says, "Calvin, would you demonstrate the next problem at the board?" Calvin walks up, his eyes wide open and unblinking, his arms and legs straight and says in a monotone, "Yes Miss Worm-wood. I would be happy to do an-y-thing you ask. I have been suc-cess-full-y pro-grammed to obey all di-rec-tives. I have no will of my own... my own... my own... my own..." Ms Wormwood is not fooled and sends Calvin to the principal's office. Calvin, in his normal voice mutters, "Doesn't anybody appreciate theatre??"

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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for May 1, 2025 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/05/01

Calvin finds his mother blowing her nose in the kitchen. He asks her, "Why are you crying?" She tearfully replies, "I'm cutting up an onion." Calvin walks away saying, "It must be hard to cook if you anthropomorphize your vegetables."

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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/04/30

Calvin is in the playground, climbing the ladder of a slide. He says, "I hate when a lot of kids are on the slide. You wait forever to get to the top and then the ride is over so fast. And if you sit for a moment to enjoy the height, everybody yells at you to get going. And sometimes the idiot behind you starts down too soon and he smacks into you at the bottom before you can get away. Yep, the playground is a lot more fun after class starts." The teacher calls, "Calvin!"

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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/04/29

Calvin goes up to his father, who's working at his desk, and asks, "Why aren't we hooked up to an online service, so we can connect to other computers?" His father says, "Because it's bad enough we have a telephone." Calvin goes outside and screams, "Helllppp!!"

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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/04/28

Calvin is climbing a tree. He tells Hobbes, "I suppose the secret to happiness is learning to appreciate the moment. I, for example, take great pleasure in being right here, rigth now, doing what we're doing." Hobbes reminds him, "Of course, you're supposed to be at school." Calvin says, "I couldn't appreciate those moments."

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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/04/27

Calvin and Hobbes are out at night looking at the stars. Calvin says, "Look at all the stars! The universe just goes out forever and ever!" Hobbes concurs, "It kind of makes you wonder why man considers himself such a big screaming deal." Later, they go back to their living room with the TV on, the stereo blaring, and the phone ringing. Calvin says, "That's why we stay inside with our appliances."

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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/04/26

Calvin finds a rivulet. He tells Hobbes, "Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!"

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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/04/25

Calvin is bored at his desk in school. He suddenly cracks and shouts, "What on Earth am I doing in here on this beautiful day?! This is the only life I've got!!" He runs off screaming. His teacher catches him and lifts him up by the back of his shirt and is bringing him back as she says, "Next time, try a drink of water and a few deep breaths."

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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/04/24

Calvin's mouth is bulging as he chews lots of gum. He says to Hobbes, "I need to get heart rate monitor." Hobbes asks him, "What for?" Calvin says, "To make sure I'm chewing at my aerobic threshold! Every day I want to see that I'm chewing more gum faster, harder, and longer!" Hobbes is confused, "What's the point of attaching a number to everything you do?" Calvin replies, "If your numbers go up, it means you're having more fun." Hobbes is taken aback and says ironically, "Science to the spirit's rescue once again."

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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/04/23

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