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Lesson number 172 why NOT to infuse religion into parenting.
Mom: "any time you feel like doing that (masturbating), just remember that picture of your Great Aunt Esther. She'll be looking down on you from Heaven."
Kid: ("hope she likes watching me masturbate.")
We would have parents bring kids into the ER for psych admission for beating off. (No we never admitted them)
Holy shit get a grip, Americans.
My parents didn't take me to church until they decided I needed to learn how to defend myself against conversion attempts
@hannu_ikonen sounds like Great Aunt Esther might have been a bit of a pedophile voyeur!
These dumbasses are never going to leave this planet, are they?
@hannu_ikonen (confused) ceiling cat is my Great Aunt Esther?
@theothersimo @hannu_ikonen I actually think this comment did psychic damage
I will never jerk off in a room with a drop ceiling ever again.
@hannu_ikonen what about admitting the parents?