Poilievre rushed to safety after actual journalist question makes it past security - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/04/poilievre-rushed-to-safety-after-actual-journalist-question-makes-it-past-security/
“As soon as the direct question is asked, Mr. Poilievre can be seen falling to the stage, clutching his ear in agony.
With only four days left in the federal election campaign, conservative campaign insiders have denounced any media figures armed with “radically unfair questions meant to force Pierre to reveal his true intentions for Canada.”
“Within hours Conservative candidates were seen wearing large bandages on their ears, not out of solidarity for Poilievre, but to protect themselves from hearing any journalists’ questions.
Meanwhile, after being rushed to hospital emergency room doctors reported that Pierre #Poilievre’s condition was entirely stable, despite his ego suffering a dangerous level of bruising.” #TheBeaverton
@auscandoc - it’s an increasing problem in these Interesting Times - is it really satire if it’s the truth?
@bazcook It’s a challenge.
@auscandoc
Thanks for making me chuckle despite multiple active genocides and attempts to tarnish Canada's reputation for peace and sanity.