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I am 51 years old, and have lived a rich and varied life. I have been living away from my family and handling all the necessary duties since I was 18. I have learned so many lessons.
One lesson I will apparently *never* learn is to not add fucking grape or cherry tomatoes to a shredded salad. It only leads to an annoying eating experience that combines the worst attributes of salad with the cruel frustration of the claw game.

Seriously. Never gonna learn.